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Joke number 11
All my faults

Some members of a health club were having their
first meeting. The director of the group said,
"Now, I'd like each of you to give the facts
of your daily routine."

Several people spoke, admitting their excesses,
and then one obviously overweight members said,
"I eat moderately, I drink moderately, and I
exercise frequently."

"Hmm?" said the manager. "And are you sure
you having nothing else to add?"

"Well, yes," said the member. "I lie extensively."