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Joke number 112
Deathbed

Jake was on his deathbed. His wife, Susan,
was maintaining a vigil by his side. As she held
his fragile hand, tears ran down her face. Her
praying roused him from his slumber. He looked
up and his pale lips began to move slightly.

"My darling Susan," he whispered. "Hush, my
love," she said.

"Rest. Shhh. Don't talk." He was insistent.

"Susan," he said in his tired voice. "I have
something I must confess to you."

"There's nothing to confess," replied the weeping
Susan. "Everything's all right, go to sleep."

"No, no. I must die in peace, Susan. I slept
with your sister, your best friend, and your
mother."

"I know," she replied. "That's why I poisoned
you."