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Joke number 120
Three Engineers and a Faulty Car

There are three engineers in a car; an electrical
engineer, a chemical engineer and a Microsoft
engineer. Suddenly the car just stops by the
side of the road, and the three engineers look
at each other wondering what could be wrong.

The electrical engineer suggests stripping
down the electronics of the car and trying to
trace where a fault might have occurred.

The chemical engineer, not knowing much about
cars, suggests that maybe the fuel is becoming
emulsified and getting blocked somewhere.

Then, the Microsoft engineer, not knowing much
about anything, comes up with a suggestion: If
we close all the windows, get out, get back in,
then open the windows again, maybe it'll work!?"