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Joke number 122
a Sunday afternoon quickie

Bill and Marla decided that the only way to
pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their
ten-year-old son in the apartment was to send
him out on the balcony and tell him to report
on all the neighborhood activities.

The boy began his commentary as his parents
put their plan into operation. "There's a car
being towed from the parking lot," he said. "An
ambulance just drove by." A few moments passed.

"Looks like the Andersons have company," he
called out. "Matt's riding a new bike, and the
Coopers are having sex."

Mom and Dad shot up in bed. "How do you know
that?" the startled father asked.

"Their kid is standing out on the balcony too,"
his son replied.