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Joke number 168
Getting a Day Off

Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front
office. "Boss," he says, "we're doing some heavy
house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife
needs me to help with the attic and the garage,
moving and hauling stuff."

"We're short-handed, Smith," the boss replies.
"I can't give you the day off."

"Thanks, boss," says Smith, "I knew I could
count on you!"