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Joke number 181
Endearments

Bernie was invited to his friend's home for
dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every request
to his wife by endearing terms, calling her Honey,
My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc.

Bernie looked at Morris and remarked, "That
is really nice, that after all these years that
you have been married, you keep calling your
wife those pet names."

Morris hung his head and whispered, "To tell
the truth, I forgot her name three years ago!"