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The following conversation took place one morning
between a wife and her husband. They were discussing
government cost cuts that they recently heard
about in the paper.

"Steve," his wife said, while reading the
newspaper, "it looks like our government is going
to cut overhead and trim down the military forces.
They are going to eliminate six over-aged destroyers."

To which the husband replies, "Sorry to hear
that, dear. I'm sure you'll miss your mother
being gone."