Joke gifts

A large company offered to fly me out to a
meeting business class. During the return flight
we were given gourmet brownies and cookies. Not
hungry, I decided to save them for later, so
I placed them in an air sickness bag.

After the plane landed I got up to leave and
a stewardess approached me. She asked, "Sir,
would you like for me to dispose of that for
you?"

I said, "No thanks, I'm saving it for my kids."