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Joke number 27
Now ya tell me

A beautiful woman walked into an orchard and
found a lovely pool in it. She decided to go
skinny-dipping. She looked around, didn't see
anyone, and undressed. Just as she was about
to dive in, the orchard owner appeared from behind
the bush where he was hiding all along and told
her that swimming was prohibited.

"You could have told me that before I undressed!"
she scolded him.

He replied, "Swimming is prohibited, undressing
isn't."