Joke gifts
Funny jokes and pictures to brighten up your day
As they say laughter is the best medicine so enjoy our hundreds of jokes accumulated over the years
Joke gifts and more hilarious material to brighten up your day
Previous joke | Next joke
Previous joke | Next joke
Joke number 29
Managerium
Managerium
The heaviest element known to science is Managerium.
This element has no protons or electrons,
but has a nucleus composed of 1 neutron, 2 vice-neutrons,
5 junior vice-neutrons, 25 assistant vice-neutrons,
and 125 junior assistant vice-neutrons all going
round in circles.
Managerium has a half-life of three years,
at which time it does not decay but institutes
a series of reviews leading to reorganization.
Its molecules are held together by means of
the exchange of tiny particles known as morons.
Share: 
