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Joke number 32
Love (Yea right!)

Two elderly ladies meet at the launderette
after not seeing one another for some time. After
inquiring about each other's health, one asked
how the other's husband was doing.

"Oh! Ted died last week. He went out to the
garden to dig up a cabbage for dinner, had a
heart attack and dropped down dead right there
in the middle of the vegetable patch!"

"Oh dear! I'm very sorry," replied her friend,
"What did you do?"

"Opened a can of peas."