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Joke number 39
It makes sense.
It makes sense.
Schmidlap walks into a theatrical agent's office,
and he's carrying a little black bag.
The agent says, "Well, let's see your act."
Schmidlap reaches into the black bag and takes
out a hammer and a few walnuts. He puts the walnuts
on his head and smashes them with the hammer.
He says to the agent, "Well, what do you think?"
The agent says, "That's your act?"
Schmidlap says, "Yep."
The agent says, "What else have you got in
the black bag?"
Schmidlap says, "Aspirin."
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