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Joke number 65
Are you all right?

Toward the end of our senior year in high school,
we were required to take a CPR course. The classes
used the well-known mannequin victim, Resuscitate-Annie,
to practice. Typical of most models, this Resuscitate-Annie
was only a torso, to allow for storage in a carrying
case.

The class went off in groups to practice. As
instructed, one of my classmates gently shook
the doll and asked, "Are you all right?" He then
put his ear over the mannequin's mouth to listen
for breathing.

Suddenly he turned to the instructor and exclaimed,
"She said she can't feel her legs!"