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Joke number 67
Me first
Me first
A couple traveling cross country decided to stop
for a cup of coffee in a local diner somewhere
in Texas. While they were sitting at a booth
near the counter sipping their coffee, a local
cowboy stumbles in and heads for the closest
stool at the counter. As he lifts his leg over
the stool, he cuts one of the loudest farts ever
heard by a human. The tourist jumps up and yells,
"Sir, how dare you fart before my wife!"
The cowboy stopped, tipped his hat politely
and says, "I'm awful sorry ma'am...I didn't know
we was a takin' turns."