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Joke number 72
The New Name

When Diane found out she was pregnant, she
told the good news to anyone who would listen.
Diane's 4-year-old son overheard some of his
mother's private conversations. One day when
Diane and her 4-year-old were shopping, a woman
asked the little boy if he was excited about
the new baby.

"Yes!" the 4-year-old said, "and I know what
we're going to name it, too."

"Really?" asked the lady.

"Yes." said the little boy, "If it's a girl
we're going to call her Christina, and if it's
another boy we're going to call it quits!"