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Joke number 77
THE ROPE

There were 11 people hanging onto a rope that
came down from a helicopter. Ten were men and
one woman. They all decided that one person should
get off because if they didn't, the rope would
break and everyone would die.

No one could decide who should go so finally
the woman gave a real touching speech saying
how she would give up her life to save the others,
because women were used to giving up things for
their husbands and children, giving in to men,
and not receiving anything in return.

When she finished speaking, all the men clapped.

Never underestimate the power of a Woman