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Joke number 79
Little Tommy Turtle
Little Tommy Turtle
A little turtle begins to slowly climb a tree.
After long hours of great effort, he reaches
the top, jumps into the air waving his front
legs frantically, until he crashes heavily into
the ground. After recovering consciousness he
starts to climb the tree again, jumps once more,
but again crashes to the ground.
The little turtle does this again and again,
while all the time his heroic efforts are being
watched with sadness by a couple of birds perched
on a nearby branch.
Finally, the female bird says to the male bird,
"Dear, don't you think it's time to tell Tommy
he is adopted?"
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