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Joke number 81
For the Love of Guinness

One day, an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an
Irishman walked into a pub together. They proceed
to each buy a pint of Guinness. Just as they
where about to enjoy their creamy beverage, three
flies landed in each of their pints and got stuck
in the thick head. The Englishman pushed his
beer away from him in disgust.

The Scotsman fished the offending fly out of
his beer and continued drinking it as if nothing
had happened.

The Irishman, too, picked the fly out of his
drink, held it out over the beer and then started
yelling. "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT, YOU BASTARD!"