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Joke number 91
Soda Machine

There was this beautiful young blonde walking up to a pop
machine. A
man decided to stand back and watch her. Well she put some
money in,
pushed the button, and a can of soda fell out. Then she
put some more
money in, pushed the button and another pop came out. She
did this
over, and over, and over, and over again, until she had a
whole pile
of soda cans lying all around her. Curious, the man walked
up to her
and says, "Why do you keep putting more money in, donā€™t you
think you
have enough pop already?"

The blonde answers back "I can't quit now ... Iā€™m winning"