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Joke number 95
The Cough Cure

Outside a pharmacy, in a busy street, a poor
man is clutching onto a pole for dear life, not
breathing, not moving, not twitching a muscle.
He was just standing there, frozen.

The pharmacist, seeing this strange sight in
front of his shop, goes up to his assistant and
asks, "What's the matter with that guy? Wasn't
he in here earlier?"

Assistant repies, "Yes he was. He had a terrible
cough and none of my prescriptions seemed to
help."

Pharmacist says, "He seems to be fine now."

Assistant says, "Sure he does. I gave him a
box of our strongest laxatives on the market.
Now he won't dare cough."