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Joke number 97
The Irishman

A drunken Irishman is driving through the city
of Dublin on St. Patty's Day and his car is weaving
violently all over the road. An Irish cop pulls
him over.

"So," says the cop to the driver, "where have
you been?"

"I've been to the pub," slurs the drunk.

"Well," says the cop, "it looks like you've
had quite a few."

"I did all right," the drunk says with a smile.

"Did you know," says the cop, standing straight
and folding his arms, "that a few intersections
back, your wife fell out of your car?"

"Oh, thank heavens," sighs the man. "For a
minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf."