Joke gifts

Susan and John were patients at the insane
asylum. One day Susan got tired of waiting patiently
outside the bathroom door for John to emerge
and kicked it in. Inside, she found John trying
to drown himself in the bathtub. She saved him
from sure death by pulling him from the tub.
A few days later, the director of the asylum
reviewed her file and called her into his office.

"Ms. Smith, your records and your heroic behavior
indicate that you're ready to go home. I'm only
sorry that the man you saved later killed himself
with a rope around the neck."

"Oh, he didn't kill himself," Susan replied.
"I hung him up to dry."