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Joke number 107
Cannibal cooking class

Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal
says, "You know, I just can't seem to get a tender
missionary. I've baked 'em, I've roasted 'em,
I've stewed 'em, I've barbequed 'em, I've even
tried every sort of marinade. I just cannot seem
to get them tender."

The second cannibal asks, "What kind of missionary
do you use?"

The other replied, "You know, the ones that
hang out at that place at the bend of the river.
They have those brown cloaks with a rope around
the waist and their sort of bald on top with
a funny ring of hair on their heads."

"Ah ha!" he replies. "No wonder... those are
friars!"