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Joke number 114
Duh Which One Is Which?

A blonde bought two horses, and could never
remember which was which. A neighbor suggested
that she cut the tail of one horse and that worked
great until the other horse got his tail caught
in a bush. It tore just right and looked exactly
like the other horse's tail and our friend was
stuck again.

The neighbor suggested she notch the ear off
one horse. That worked fine until the other horse
caught his ear on a barbed wire fence. Once again
our friend couldn't tell them apart. The neighbor
suggested she measure the horses for height.
When she did, she was very pleased to find that
the white horse was 2 inches taller than the
black.