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Porky was eighteen years old, friendly, and
eager to do things right. Unfortunately, he wasn't
especially bright. He had just started his first
job, as a delivery boy and general 'go-fer' at
a furniture warehouse. His first task was to
go out for coffee. He walked into a nearby coffee
shop carrying a large thermos. When the counterman
finally noticed him, he held up the thermos.

"Is this big enough to hold six cups of coffee?"
he said.

The counterman looked at the thermos, hesitated
for a few seconds, then finally said, "Yeah.
It looks like about six cups to me."

"Good," Porky said. "Give me two regular, two
black, and two decaf."