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Joke number 118
Don't Mess With Morris

A strong young man at the construction site was
bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat
of strength. He made a special case of making
fun of Morris, one of the older workmen. After
several minutes, Morris had enough.

"Why don't you put your money where your mouth
is?" he said. "I will bet a week's wages that
I can haul something in a wheelbarrow over to
that outbuilding that you won't be able to wheel
back."

"You're on, old man," the braggart replied.
"It's a bet! Let's see what you got."

Morris reached out and grabbed the wheelbarrow
by the handles. Then, nodding to the young man,
he said, "All right. Get in."