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Joke number 117
Another War Wound?

A guy goes into a public washroom and has to
use the only available urinal, between two elderly
men. He glances to his left and sees the guy
pissing, but there are two streams.

"What the hell is that?" he asks.

"War wound. I took a bullet in the penis in
North Africa. They were able to save my dick
but they had to leave two holes"

Then the guy looks to his right and sees. .
. three streams !!!

"What the hell is that?"

"War wound. Germany, bullet in the penis, left
three holes"

The two veterans then look over at the guy
in the middle and see. . . 12 streams!!

"War wound??"

"Naah, my zipper's stuck"