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Joke number 126
Little Pianist

A man walks into a bar and sees a man sitting beside a 12
inch
pianist. He walks up to the man and says, "That's amazing
how did you
get that." The man pulls out a bottle and tells him to rub
it and
make a wish. So he rubs the bottle and a puff of smoke pops
out and
grants him one wish. So the man thinks and says, "I wish I
had a
million bucks." The genie says, "OK, go outside and your
wish will be
granted."

So the man goes outside and all he finds is ducks filling
the sky and
roads. He goes back in and tells the man what happend and
the man
says, "I know, do you really think I wanted a 12 inch
pianist."