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Joke number 127
Mary Jack and Buster

There was a boss who was told by his boss that
he had to get rid of at least one employee. So
he narrowed the decision to one of two new employees,
Jack or Mary. He then decided to speak to each
one privately, and let their reactions help guide
his decision.

So he called in Jack, explained the situation
and, of course, Jack said he didn't want to lose
his job, but he understood the boss's situation.

Then he called in Mary, and said, 'Mary, I've
got a problem; By the end of the day, I've got
to lay you or Jack off...'

And Mary says, 'Then you're gonna have to jack
off, buster, I've got a headache!'