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Joke number 132
The Persistent Duck

A duck walks into a feed store and asks, "Got
any duck feed?"

The clerk tells him, "No, we don't have a market
for it so we don't carry it."

The duck says, "Okay," and leaves.

The next day, the duck again walks in to the
feed store and asks, "Got any duck feed?" Again
the clerk says no and the duck leaves.

Next day, the duck once again walks in, and
asks, "Got any duck feed?" The clerk says, "I've
told you twice, we don't have duck feed, we've
never had duck feed and we never will have duck
feed. If you ask me again, I'll nail your feet
to the floor." The duck leaves.

The next day, the duck walks in and asks, "Got
any nails?"

"No."

"Got any duck feed?"