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Old Fred
Old Fred’s hospital bed is surrounded by well-wishers,
but it doesn’t look good for him. Suddenly he
motions frantically to the pastor for something
to write on. The pastor lovingly hands him a
pen and a piece of paper, and Fred uses his last
bit of energy to scribble a note, then dies.
The pastor thinks it best not to look at the
note right away, so he places it in his jacket
pocket. At Fred’s funeral, as the pastor is finishing
his eulogy, he realizes that he’s wearing the
jacket he was wearing when Fred died. "Fred handed
me a note just before he died," he says. "I haven’t
looked at it, but knowing Fred, I’m sure there’s
a word of inspiration in it for us all."
Opening the note, he reads aloud, "Help! You’re
standing on my oxygen tube!"
