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Everything Is Big In Texas
There once was a blind man who decided to visit
Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt
the seats and said, "Wow, these seats are big!"
The person next to him answered, "Everything
is big in Texas."
When he finally arrived in Texas, he decided
to visit a bar. Upon arriving in the bar, he
ordered a beer and got a mug placed between his
hands. He exclaimed, "Wow these mugs are big!"
The bartender replied, "Everything is big in
Texas."
After a couple of beers, the blind man asked
the bartender where the bathroom was located.
The bartender replied, "Second door to the right."
The blind man headed for the bathroom, but accidentally
tripped over and skipped the second door. Instead,
he entered the third door, which lead to the
swimming pool and fell into the pool by accident.
Scared to death, the blind man started shouting,
"Don't flush, don't flush!"
