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Robert & Paul
There was a job opening in the country's most
prestigious law firm and it finally comes down
to Robert and Paul. Both graduated magna cum
laude from law school. Both came from good families.
Both are equally attractive and well spoken.
It's up to the senior partner to choose one,
so he takes each aside and asks, "Why did you
become a lawyer?"
In seconds, he chooses Paul.
Baffled, Robert takes Paul aside.
"I don't understand why I was rejected. When
Mr. Armstrong asked me why I became a lawyer,
I said that I had the greatest respect for the
law, that I'd lay down my life for the Constitution
and that all I wanted was to do right by my clients.
What in the world did you tell him?"
"I said I became a lawyer because of my hands,"
Robert replies.
"Your hands? What do you mean?"
"Well, I took a look one day and there wasn't
any money in either of them!"
