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The Logic of Little Kids
A priest was walking along the corridor of
the parochial school near the preschool wing
when a group of little ones were trotting by
on the way to the cafeteria. Little Johnny stopped
and looked at him in his clerical clothes and
asked, "Why do you dress funny?"
He told him he was a priest and this is the
uniform priests wear.
Little Johnny pointed to the priest's plastic
collar tab and asked, "Do you have an owie?"
The priest was perplexed till he realized that
to him the collar tab looked like a band-aid.
So the priest took it out and handed it to Little
Johnny, to show him. On the back of the tab were
raised letters giving the name of the manufacturer.
Little Johnny felt the letters, and the priest
asked, "Do you know what those words say?"
"Yes I do," said Little Johnny, who was not
old enough to read. Peering intently at the letters
he said, "Kills ticks and fleas up to six months!"
