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Golden Toilet
A couple wakes up one morning and the guy says
to his wife, "What a party I went to last night,
right here in the neighborhood. Good food, good
people, good conversation...and the best thing
of all...they had a golden toilet."
She says, "You're crazy. There's no such thing
as a golden toilet." He says, "I swear to God.
Right here in the neighborhood. Come on, let's
go check it out."
They go to one of the houses in the neighborhood,
knock on the door, and a lady answers. The guy
says, "Excuse me, lady, have you got a golden
toilet?"
She slams the door.
They go to the next house, knock on the door,
and a lady answers. The guy says, "Excuse me,
lady, have you got a golden toilet?"
She slams the door.
They go to the next house, knock on the door,
and a lady answers. The guy says, "Excuse me,
have you got a golden toilet?"
She says, "Hey, Ernie...here's the guy who
wrecked your tuba."
