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THE VALUE OF UNDIES
Be careful what you wear (or don't wear), when
working under your vehicle ... especially in
public.
From the Sydney Morning Herald in Australia
comes this story of a couple who drove their
car to K-Mart only to have their car break down
in the parking lot. The man told his wife to
carry on with the shopping while he fixed the
car there in the lot. The wife returned later
to see a small group of people near the car.
On closer inspection she saw a pair of male
legs protruding from under the chassis. Although
the man was in shorts, they had ridden up his
legs, and his lack of underpants had turned his
private parts into glaringly public ones.
Unable to stand the embarrassment she dutifully
stepped forward, quickly put her hand up his
shorts and tucked everything back into place.
On regaining her feet she looked across the hood
and found herself staring at her husband who
was standing idly by. The poor mechanic under
the car had to have three stitches in his head.
