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Signs
On a New York convalescent home: "For the sick
and tired of the Episcopal Church."
On a Maine shop: "Our motto is to give our
customers the lowest possible prices and workmanship."
At a number of military bases: "Restricted
to unauthorized personnel."
On a display of "I love you only" Valentine
cards: "Now available in multi-packs."
In the window of a Kentucky appliance store:
"Don't kill your wife. Let our washing machine
do the dirty work."
In a funeral parlor: "Ask about our layaway
plan."
In a clothing store: "Wonderful bargains for
men with 16 and 17 necks."
In a Tacoma, a Washington men's clothing store:
"15 men's wool suits, $10. They won't last an
hour!"
Sign in the office of a Roman doctor: "Specialist
in women and other diseases."
Sign at a garage in Hertfordshire: "Please
do not smoke near the pumps. If your life isn't
worth anything - gas is!"
Sign at a Budapest zoo: "Please do not feed
the animals. If you have any suitable food, give
it to the guard on duty."
