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Joke number 48
Facts of female life
Facts of female life
The differences between your 1st, 2nd and 3rd
babies.
1st baby: You begin wearing maternity clothes
as soon as your OB/GYN confirms your pregnancy.
2nd baby: You wear your regular clothes for
as long as possible.
3rd baby: Your maternity clothes ARE your regular
clothes.
Preparing for the Birth
1st baby: You practice your breathing religiously.
2nd baby: You don't bother practicing because
you remember that last time, breathing didn't
do a thing.
3rd baby: You ask for an epidural in your 8th
month.
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