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Joke number 49
Problems of a Healthy Diet

An elderly couple were killed in an accident
and found themselves being given a tour of heaven
by Saint Peter. "Here is your ocean-side condo,
over there are the tennis courts, swimming pool,
and two golf courses. If you need any refreshments,
just stop by any of the many bars located throughout
the area."

"Heck, Gloria," the old man hissed when Saint
Peter walked off, "we could have been here ten
years ago if you hadn't heard about all that
stupid oat bran, wheat germ, and low-fat diets!"