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Joke number 51
A 21st Century Marriage

I stopped at a florist shop after work to pick
up roses for my wife. As the clerk was putting
the finishing touches on the bouquet, a young
man burst through the door, breathlessly requesting
a dozen red roses.

"I'm sorry," the clerk said. "This man just
ordered our last bunch." The desperate customer
turned to me and begged, "May I please have those
roses?"

"What happened?" I asked. "Did you forget your
wedding anniversary?"

"It's even worse than that," he confided. "I
broke my wife's hard drive!"