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Joke number 50
Out of the mouth of babes

A teacher was teaching the colors and their flavors
using lollipops. She distributed purple lollipops
to her class and asked, "What flavor is purple?"

The class responded, "Grape."

She continued this with yellow, green, orange
and red. The last lollipops distributed were
a light yellow-brown (honey flavored). The children
were unable to identify the flavor. Teacher suggested,
as a clue to its name, "It's what your mother
calls your father when he leaves for work in
the morning."

Little Mary shouted, "Spit it out quick! It's
a b*tthead!"