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Joke number 55
Perfect Service
Perfect Service
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices
a large sign on the wall, "$500 IF WE FAIL TO
FILL YOUR ORDER!"
When his waitress arrives, he orders elephant
tail on rye. She calmly writes down his order
and walks into the kitchen where all hell breaks
loose!
The restaurant owner comes storming out of
the kitchen. He runs up to the customer's table,
slaps five $100 bills down on it and says, "You
got me that time buddy, but I want you to know
that's the first time in ten years we've been
out of rye bread!"
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