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Joke number 56
Raising Chickens

A city slicker moves to the country and decides
he's going to take up farming. He heads to the
local co-op and tells the man, "Give me 100 baby
chickens." The co-op man complies.

A week later the man returns and says, "Give
me 200 baby chickens." The co-op man complies.

Again, a week later the man returns. This time
he says, "Give me 500 baby chickens."

"Wow!" the co-op man replies. "You must really
be doing well!"

"Naw," said the man with a sigh. "I'm either
planting them too deep or too far apart!"