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Joke number 61
Blonde dieting

A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor
put her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly
for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this
procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you,
you'll have lost at least 5 pounds."

When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor
by losing nearly 20 pounds.

"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did
you follow my instructions?"

The blonde nodded, "I'll tell you though, I
thought I was going to drop dead that third day."

"From hunger, you mean?" asked the doctor.

"No, from skipping."