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Joke number 62
Two Drunks

Two drunks are walking along. One drunk says
to the other, "What a beautiful night, look at
the moon."

The other drunk stops and look at his drunk
friend, "You are wrong, that's not the moon,
that's the sun."

Both started arguing for a while when they
come upon another drunk walking so they stopped
him. "Sir, could you please help settle our argument?
Tell us what that thing is up in the sky that's
shining. Is it the moon or the sun?" The third
drunk looked at the sky and then looked at them
and said, "Sorry, I don't live around here."