Joke gifts

Funny jokes and pictures to brighten up your day

As they say laughter is the best medicine so enjoy our hundreds of jokes accumulated over the years

Joke gifts and more hilarious material to brighten up your day

Previous joke | Next joke

Joke number 116
A woman knows

A women accompanied her husband to the doctor's
office. After his checkup, the doctor called
the wife into his office alone. He said, "If
you don't do the following, your husband will
surely die:

1. Each morning , fix him a healthy breakfast.

2. Be pleasant and make sure he is in a good
mood.

3. For lunch, make him a nutritious meal.

4. For dinner, prepare him an especially nice
meal.

5. Don't burden him with chores as he probably
had a hard day.

6. Don't discuss your problems with him.

On the way home, the husband asked his wife
what the doctor said to her. "You're going to
die," she replied.